Sunday, November 8, 2009

Old Women Lift And Carry Prescriptions For Women. . . . .?

Prescriptions for Women. . . . .? - old women lift and carry

DAMMITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can be hell for up to 8 hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository, the melancholy and loneliness, remember how bad they were as teenagers and how they could not wait until he moves eliminated!

ST. Momma's Word
Plant extract that mom depression by preschoolers unconscious for two days of treatment.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two cups swallowed before an evening increases breast size, decreased intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, which in pursuit of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Life expectancy is increasing passenger controlling road rage and the need to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Mighty-boy-ear for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as "You make me want to be a better person is.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken pefore buying. Increases the strength, duration and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headaches caused by a man who can not remember your date of birth, phone number, or the toilet-seat lift.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a wallet used to be all, like to share their life stories with strangers in elevators too.

NAGAMENT
Managed when connected to a boyfriend or husband, provides the level of irritation that hurt you, without saying a word.

1 comments:

Princess Cecille said...

Just what every woman needs! Your jokes are great!

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